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Question by heartlostangel: What’s the worst thing your toddler has done/destroyed?
OMG. My 20 month old daughter decided to push the buttons on our 27 inch tv, and she pushed with all her considerable might(it’s crazy how strong little ones are), and pushed the whole tv right off the entertainment stand, smashed my handpainted plaster wolf, and blew out the dang tv tube, so now it still plays, but everything is purple and green, no matter how I adjust the coloring. We won’t be getting a new tv very soon, there isn’t money for one. Grrrrrr! And I’ll never see another handpainted plaster wolf in stores around here, they aren’t in style right now… GRRRRRR! Anyone want a free kid? (Joking, I love her, she got put in time out for her 2 minutes, but dang it kid!). So how much damage has your little one caused in the approximately 20 seconds they get left alone while you walk around the corner to get them a drink? I know when I was about 8 I sat on the door to my grandmas dishwasher, and caused her microwave, bread box and canisters to come crashing on my own head, but everything worked fine after that one, lol.
Yea, I had the tv stand cattycorned so she pushed it off the back… And I thought my house really was childproofed, lol.
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Answer by Lula
LOL sounds like you have a mini- Gozilla roaming your house and destroys everything in it’s way
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