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Question by Conni: Dos anyone know any funny jokes?
I have nothing to do and i feel like laughing. If anyone has any short funny jokes feel free to share. Also, I’m a total dork so i don’t mind lame jokes at all :]

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Answer by (.$TMD$.)The Legend of…….$$$
joke.1
Teacher: If you eat fish?
Student: It’s good for my eyes.
Teacher: If you don’t eat fish?
Student: It’s good for the fish!

joke.2

Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with “t”.
student: Today and Tomorrow.

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Title blame the dog

A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She’s not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.

He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.

Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.

He farts, and the woman yells, “Spot, get down from there.”

The guy thinks, “Great, they think the dog did it.” He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.

This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, “Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you.”

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Question by ^-^ engineering student ! ^-^: !!! Funny short jokes !!!?
1st
a man was working at a playstation center(shop) , when his father died he wrote on his tomb ” Game Over ”
2nd
10 men were in a submarine and then died , why ?
a fish knocked on the door
3rd
man waved to a taxi driver and when He stops
the man asked : are you free?
Driver: yeah where are you going?
The man : nowhere , i’m not free (busy)
4th
a thief promise his son if he pass his exams he will give him a present and when the son pass his exams and ask for his present
father : ” what do you think about our neighbour’s car ? ”
5th
man killed 25 person with his car
at police station
police man : why you do that ?
The Man : i was driving so fast and suddenly discovered that there is no brake and there was one person on the side me the road and a 50 person on the other side , what would i do ?
Policeman: go to the side of one person
the man : ok that’s what i did , but that person escaped to the other side and i go after him

if you fell them funny give me star
which joke is the best ?
10 points 4 best commet

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Answer by strangg
lmaoooooooooooo nice one buddy . buddy short jokes but simply the best .i wish i could give u more than 1000 stars pal . keep on posting dude . lmaoooooooooooooooo funny ones . gosh

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Laughter the Best Medicine: A Laugh-Out-Loud Collection of our Funniest Jokes, Quotes, Stories & Cartoons(Reader’s Digest)

More than 600 jokes, gags and laugh lines. Drawn from one of the most popular features of Reader’s Digest magazine, this collection of jokes, one-liners, and other lighthearted glimpses of life is just what the doctor ordered.

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Question by hunnybuns: Q & A short jokes?
Policeman arresting a prostitute
Prosti: I am not selling sex
Police: Then what are you doing?
Prosti: I’m a saleswoman selling condoms with free demo.

In a hospital:
Doctor: For your health take only a cup of rice, lean meat and a saucer of salad. Fruits for dessert and lots of juice….
Fat guy: Doc, shall I take them before or after meals?

Star is appreciated, LoLz

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Answer by bkscorpio
First one is funny. Second one… not so much.

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A man becomes a little defensive in the pub when he thinks his friends are making some kind of reference to him not being married. Funny short from off-the-wall comedy sketch show ‘Big Train’. Starring Simon Pegg. Contains strong language.

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