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Question by Conni: Dos anyone know any funny jokes?
I have nothing to do and i feel like laughing. If anyone has any short funny jokes feel free to share. Also, I’m a total dork so i don’t mind lame jokes at all :]

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Answer by (.$TMD$.)The Legend of…….$$$
joke.1
Teacher: If you eat fish?
Student: It’s good for my eyes.
Teacher: If you don’t eat fish?
Student: It’s good for the fish!

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Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with “t”.
student: Today and Tomorrow.

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Title blame the dog

A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She’s not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.

He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.

Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.

He farts, and the woman yells, “Spot, get down from there.”

The guy thinks, “Great, they think the dog did it.” He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.

This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, “Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you.”

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Question by sugarnspice: anyone know of a free Clean chat room?
By clean I mean you can go in and not be hounded for naked pics. Where you can just go and chill and chat. and where the people are not teens? Messenger is a joke its a total sex chat.

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Answer by cyberangel77uk
no they all the same , full of perverts and sad freaks lol

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Question by : Does anyone know a site where I can read the Batman comic, “The Killing Joke” online for free?
Because I really want to check it out, and I’ve only read a few panels of it… I must have more!

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Answer by Hanzo
Well if you download comical and send me a message I could send you the entire comic.

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Question by justme: Does anyone know where I can subscribe to free joke text messages?

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Answer by Sara H.
im not sure where i got it from, but laughaholic keeps sending jokes to me, and they are funny!

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Question by j<3: On and Off Guy.. Fight over stupid text messages. augh Don’t know what to do..?
Okay so I’ll summarize as short as possible. I’m have an on and off again boyfriend and we’re on a break, but we still talk to each other on the phone a lot. We’ll I just texted him to see when he’d be free to talk and wrote “o yea when are you free? cuz I kno ur soo busy all the time lol ” I meant this as a joke but I guess he took it the wrong way and wrote “Hey I had a bad day. I am busy.” He’s never blown me off like that so I was and wrote “Um ok? way to blow me off. I really don’t get u” cause the other day he was saying how much he still likes me. He called 3 times after that but I ignored him. I called him back later and we just argued and I hung up on him. I think this is blown way out of proportion and it’s probably really childish and immature to read this scenario but I need your help. I want to apologize but he hasn’t apologized or anything or said anything to me after. He’s probably really mad about it, but I am too but I wanna fix it. .

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Answer by orange angeli
no , i don’t think he is mad… just wait for him to call again or you try to text him back again after two weeks the most…and forget about what happened the last time…

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