free joke

Posts Tagged ‘joke’

joke of the day:

...

Question by : Wat was the most evil “April Fool’s Day” joke som 1 did on U?
l hate april fools day. My uncle, my friend & 1 of the kids l help died on april 1st. That wasn’t a joke though, it really did happen.
This wasn’t on april fools day but wen l was in 3rd grade l got tricked that l got pregnant. l was raped, then the person said l cud b pregnant. l didn’t know l cudn’t get pregnant b 4 my period. So l thought l was. l was pretty new 2 america, l didn’t know all of english yet so l literally cudn’t tell any 1. For 9 months l thought l was pregnant. l didn’t give birth about 9 months later like the person said l wud. l hated it wen people tricked me ever since.
l call april fools day “Cruel Joke Day”. l give jokes but l can’t take jokes. l can make people laugh, but l don’t laugh easily. But l can’t get mad @ people who just want 2 tell innocent jokes. l try 2 accept jokes better but it’s hard. l just have 2 remember the people don’t want 2 hurt me, they just want 2 pull fun pranks. Just 4 fun, that’s all.

But if U like this holiday, happy April Fools Day!! =)

Best answer:

Answer by Mrod2718
One time my brother picked me up from school and four miles before we got home the car stopped. My cousins had messed with the car so we had to walk home. Another time my dad had packed up all our stuff and rented a u-haul. He told me we were moving and he had packed everything. I believed him and went to my room where there was a giant sign that said April fool’s

What do you think? Answer below!

...

free joke app:

...

Speak it! Text to Speech By Future Apps Inc. .99 4 1/2 Stars More Info: itunes.apple.com Robo Caller From Cydia Free (only 3 calls, then .99 charge for unlimited) 3 1/2 Stars Cydia Source: apt.bigboss.us.com Please Subscribe. Want a Lockerz invite then just PM me your email! (i won’t spam it, promise.)

free joke of the day text messages:

...

Question by Abtram: Looking for a “Joke of the day” free texts site..?
Does any one knows where I can get a FREE text message sent to my cell phone with a Joke-of-the-day, I’d be greatful..

I’m looking for clean jokes, dirty jokes, funny jokes, you name it.. as long as it’s free..

I have unlimited text and internet so I’m not worried about having to downlown something.. I just don’t what to pay the 4.99 or 9.99 monthly charges to the company to send them to me..

Any help…. Thanks

Best answer:

Answer by * ~ I am the Walrus ~ *
i dont think there are any that are COMPLETELY free…… sure the text will free but there will probably a $ 9.99 monthly charge……..

Yea, i know it sux how nothing in the world is REALLY free

What do you think? Answer below!

...

free joke of the day text messages:

...

goo.gl Make your life much easier with this one touch “Love You” text messaging application. You don’t have to fumble around with texting when you are in a hurry or in your car. Just open the app and click “Pick-N-Send” or “Send Random.” Making your loved ones day is as simple as that! You can earn 7 love conversation libraries with 50 or so versions of each so you don’t have to type so much. This app will not only save you time but it will strengthen your relationship with your loved one. Making saying “I love you” as hassle free as you can will make it so you do it more often. Who couldn’t use more “I love you” text messages from you? This will improve your life if you use it enough. Set up: You open it, add your significant others phone number and then hit the big fat button. That’s it! Every time you click “Send Random” it will randomly select one of over 50 different preset messages for the library check box you selected. Here are some examples: Love you! Missing you! Lv u! Love you, miss you! Love you. Have an nice day! Guess who’s thinking of you? This is the free version so you have the options of earning the pro version features. You earn points when you share the app on Facebook, Twitter, via Text Message and also when you rate this app and provide feedback. Many people can’t afford a pro version or don’t have purchasing access so we thought it would be cool to create a game where you could earn the pro version. Hope you like it. Features: Manual …
Video Rating: 4 / 5

free short jokes:

...

Download LoL for free – signup.leagueoflegends.com TotalBiscuit mids one of his favourite casters, the tiny terror Veigar.

free joke of the day text:

...

Shea Vaughn has a new book out that outlines some great exercises for a healthier you. Ellen, Vince and Shea tried out some of them on the show, and had a very special present for Vince!

free joke:

...

See the 13-minute EXTENDED CUT! www.youtube.com Just havin’ fun with the Free Hugs Guy! Tweeeeter: www.twitter.com Thanks 4 the hidden cameras: Jenni Powell, Jason Boggs, & Michele Dunn. And thanks Free Hugs Guy (David) for being such a good sport! Shot with Flip Mino HD and Kodak Zi6 HD cameras. Music provided by Associated Production Music for Soundtrack Pro. tags: prank improv parody spoof sketch funny fun pranks free hugs campaign juan mann juanmann freehugs all the same sick puppies two dollar for sale joke hidden camera public farmer’s market los angeles california video hidden camera silly crazy weird dumb prank video cute girl guy comedy comedian jokes laughs goofy interview happy television tv movie “hidden camera” web internet talk talking speak speaking entertainment “prank video” “home video” “web series” man woman dude
Video Rating: 4 / 5

free joke app:

...

Question by booboo: What is the best joke app for iPhone?
It has to have categories and free.
Thanks in advance.

Best answer:

Answer by anonymous
the lightsaber app
completely pointless and useless but fun

Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!

...

joke of the day:

...

Eli’s Dirty Jokes – Facebook this joke! on.fb.me Everyone’s favorite joke telling accountant is back with a special joke for Father’s Day. Join us on Facebook www.facebook.com DirtyJokes Eli Eli’s Dirty jokes Eli’sDirtyJokes gopotato gopotatotv doogtoons the accountant funny comedy cartoon cartoons animation animated FunnyJokes
Video Rating: 4 / 5

free jokes online:

...

Snaps: The Original Yo’ Mama Joke Book

Snaps is the first book ever to present the funniest, rudes, most creative insults from a unique African-American comic art form. Also known as signifying, joning, and playing the dozens, snapping is as old as the blues and as cutting-edge as hip hop and rap. The book features more than 450 snaps direct from the streets as well as from celebritites. This book will make you laugh out loud–and give you verbal ammunition for the next time someone tries to snap on you.

List Price: $ 12.95

Price: {price-updating}