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Question by Conni: Dos anyone know any funny jokes?
I have nothing to do and i feel like laughing. If anyone has any short funny jokes feel free to share. Also, I’m a total dork so i don’t mind lame jokes at all :]

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Answer by (.$TMD$.)The Legend of…….$$$
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Teacher: If you eat fish?
Student: It’s good for my eyes.
Teacher: If you don’t eat fish?
Student: It’s good for the fish!

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Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with “t”.
student: Today and Tomorrow.

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Title blame the dog

A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She’s not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.

He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.

Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.

He farts, and the woman yells, “Spot, get down from there.”

The guy thinks, “Great, they think the dog did it.” He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.

This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, “Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you.”

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Question by ^-^ engineering student ! ^-^: !!! Funny short jokes !!!?
1st
a man was working at a playstation center(shop) , when his father died he wrote on his tomb ” Game Over ”
2nd
10 men were in a submarine and then died , why ?
a fish knocked on the door
3rd
man waved to a taxi driver and when He stops
the man asked : are you free?
Driver: yeah where are you going?
The man : nowhere , i’m not free (busy)
4th
a thief promise his son if he pass his exams he will give him a present and when the son pass his exams and ask for his present
father : ” what do you think about our neighbour’s car ? ”
5th
man killed 25 person with his car
at police station
police man : why you do that ?
The Man : i was driving so fast and suddenly discovered that there is no brake and there was one person on the side me the road and a 50 person on the other side , what would i do ?
Policeman: go to the side of one person
the man : ok that’s what i did , but that person escaped to the other side and i go after him

if you fell them funny give me star
which joke is the best ?
10 points 4 best commet

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Answer by strangg
lmaoooooooooooo nice one buddy . buddy short jokes but simply the best .i wish i could give u more than 1000 stars pal . keep on posting dude . lmaoooooooooooooooo funny ones . gosh

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Question by Jake: how can i recive free funny jokes in hindi,punjabi or englis on my mobile phone free?
hey frnds plz help me i want 2 recive free funny jokes on my mobile phone free

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Answer by JANI
try http://www.funmaza.com/
there u will find lot of free stuff.Enjoy

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Question by LoverLies09: How can you get free funny jokes sent to your phone daily?

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Answer by 20three
just look up joke a day

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Question by thanumber1aquarius: Where can I get free funny jokes, sent to my phone and email adress?
I have to know!!!!!!!

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Answer by Sean Durkman
call and ask michal jackson to give you a “joke”

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