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Question by Conni: Dos anyone know any funny jokes?
I have nothing to do and i feel like laughing. If anyone has any short funny jokes feel free to share. Also, I’m a total dork so i don’t mind lame jokes at all :]

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Answer by (.$TMD$.)The Legend of…….$$$
joke.1
Teacher: If you eat fish?
Student: It’s good for my eyes.
Teacher: If you don’t eat fish?
Student: It’s good for the fish!

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Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with “t”.
student: Today and Tomorrow.

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Title blame the dog

A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She’s not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.

He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.

Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.

He farts, and the woman yells, “Spot, get down from there.”

The guy thinks, “Great, they think the dog did it.” He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.

This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, “Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you.”

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The World’s Greatest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Bob’s collection of 600–plus knock–knocks is fantastic fun for all ages. This hearty dose of humor is perfect for trips, summer camps, and every–day laughs!

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Question by GLiela8: where can i watch my wife and kids online for free?
the episode called michael’s band in season 4
also where could i watch the bill online? i want to watch the episode ‘running scared’ in season 24 episode 37 because one of the boys in my class is in it (no jokes) i think he plays alfie but i’m not sure
it doesn’t seem to have that episode ugh! if anyone has a youtube account or tvshack and are able to could you upload that my wife and kids episode? i REALLY want to watch it

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Answer by Filippo
surfthechannel.com

on the tab where it says search type my wife and kids and then scroll down to the tab were it says tv click on it and then on the rigt u have it

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Jokes For All Occasions Selected and Edited by One of America’s Foremost Public Speakers

This book was converted from its physical edition to the digital format by a community of volunteers. You may find it for free on the web. Purchase of the Kindle edition includes wireless delivery.This book was converted from its physical edition to the digital format by a community of volunteers. You may find it for free on the web. Purchase of the Kindle edition includes wireless delivery.

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Question by Abtram: Looking for a “Joke of the day” free texts site..?
Does any one knows where I can get a FREE text message sent to my cell phone with a Joke-of-the-day, I’d be greatful..

I’m looking for clean jokes, dirty jokes, funny jokes, you name it.. as long as it’s free..

I have unlimited text and internet so I’m not worried about having to downlown something.. I just don’t what to pay the 4.99 or 9.99 monthly charges to the company to send them to me..

Any help…. Thanks

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Answer by * ~ I am the Walrus ~ *
i dont think there are any that are COMPLETELY free…… sure the text will free but there will probably a $ 9.99 monthly charge……..

Yea, i know it sux how nothing in the world is REALLY free

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Question by ^-^ engineering student ! ^-^: !!! Funny short jokes !!!?
1st
a man was working at a playstation center(shop) , when his father died he wrote on his tomb ” Game Over ”
2nd
10 men were in a submarine and then died , why ?
a fish knocked on the door
3rd
man waved to a taxi driver and when He stops
the man asked : are you free?
Driver: yeah where are you going?
The man : nowhere , i’m not free (busy)
4th
a thief promise his son if he pass his exams he will give him a present and when the son pass his exams and ask for his present
father : ” what do you think about our neighbour’s car ? ”
5th
man killed 25 person with his car
at police station
police man : why you do that ?
The Man : i was driving so fast and suddenly discovered that there is no brake and there was one person on the side me the road and a 50 person on the other side , what would i do ?
Policeman: go to the side of one person
the man : ok that’s what i did , but that person escaped to the other side and i go after him

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which joke is the best ?
10 points 4 best commet

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Answer by strangg
lmaoooooooooooo nice one buddy . buddy short jokes but simply the best .i wish i could give u more than 1000 stars pal . keep on posting dude . lmaoooooooooooooooo funny ones . gosh

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