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Question by Conni: Dos anyone know any funny jokes?
I have nothing to do and i feel like laughing. If anyone has any short funny jokes feel free to share. Also, I’m a total dork so i don’t mind lame jokes at all :]

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Answer by (.$TMD$.)The Legend of…….$$$
joke.1
Teacher: If you eat fish?
Student: It’s good for my eyes.
Teacher: If you don’t eat fish?
Student: It’s good for the fish!

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Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with “t”.
student: Today and Tomorrow.

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Title blame the dog

A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She’s not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.

He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.

Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.

He farts, and the woman yells, “Spot, get down from there.”

The guy thinks, “Great, they think the dog did it.” He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.

This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, “Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you.”

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The World’s Greatest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Bob’s collection of 600–plus knock–knocks is fantastic fun for all ages. This hearty dose of humor is perfect for trips, summer camps, and every–day laughs!

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Question by Abtram: Looking for a “Joke of the day” free texts site..?
Does any one knows where I can get a FREE text message sent to my cell phone with a Joke-of-the-day, I’d be greatful..

I’m looking for clean jokes, dirty jokes, funny jokes, you name it.. as long as it’s free..

I have unlimited text and internet so I’m not worried about having to downlown something.. I just don’t what to pay the 4.99 or 9.99 monthly charges to the company to send them to me..

Any help…. Thanks

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Answer by * ~ I am the Walrus ~ *
i dont think there are any that are COMPLETELY free…… sure the text will free but there will probably a $ 9.99 monthly charge……..

Yea, i know it sux how nothing in the world is REALLY free

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Awesome Good Clean Jokes for Kids

Bob Phillips’ original GOOD CLEAN JOKES FOR KIDS was such a hit that the master jokester has scoured the earth (well, not quite) for even more crazy riddles, puns, knock-knocks, wisecracks, and tongue twisters. Enjoy them alone or try them out on unsuspecting friends, parents, and youth leaders: Q. What do you call a ship that lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A. A nervous wreck. Q. What is an astronaut’s favorite meal?
A. Launch Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Diesel.<

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Question by sugarnspice: anyone know of a free Clean chat room?
By clean I mean you can go in and not be hounded for naked pics. Where you can just go and chill and chat. and where the people are not teens? Messenger is a joke its a total sex chat.

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Answer by cyberangel77uk
no they all the same , full of perverts and sad freaks lol

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Joke of the Day

Gagler’s Joke-of-the-Day is a joke each day with an extra joke periodically, delivered from me to you and has been sending out great and sometimes questionable humor since 1996. Some of the jokes are so funny they will make you cry, some are slightly humorous, some are crude, some are a little dull/lame, some may just tick you off royally, or there will be others you will think are just not funny at all: it all depends on your viewpoint. All I ask is give it a try, pass on the ones you like to y

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Question by thanumber1aquarius: Where can I get free funny jokes, sent to my phone and email adress?
I have to know!!!!!!!

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Answer by Sean Durkman
call and ask michal jackson to give you a “joke”

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