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Question by huny: We met online and its been more than 2 yrs. but we have’n seen each other or head each other’s voice…?
We meet 2-3 yrs ago on a social networking site. i dint really want any stangers in my friend list so i had been ignoring requests from unknown ppl. but then one day i had a casual conversation with him (was a stranger as i dint know him then) and so i added him. i already had a boyfrnd that time. months passed. we spoke whenever we met onl. casual stuff. how was ur day etc etc. few more months passed. i had broken up with my boyfriend. i used to share stuff abt my boyfriend with him.he always gave wise advices. i got a new boy friend.but that too dint last. i used to talk often to this guy i had met onl. once due to some reason i had deleted my acc on the networking site. so he added me to his yahoo chat. we continued to talk. he said he cares abt me. i received a bouqet that year for my birthday from him. and he had his name on a card in a way that only i ctould recognise it was from. all this time we kept getting closer. one day he said he really liked me. and would do anything to make my life not go the wrong dirction. he knew i was very distracted from studies. and he would always enourage me to spend more time on studies and less on chat. he said he would come onl 3-4 times instead of everyday so i would not waste my time on chat. (he would be home in the eve after work) he usually went out with his best frnds on sat and sun. other days were for me. he knew i loved talking to him. he has my mob no and address too. thats how i got the bouquet and another present for easter the following year. we kind know now that we love each other but we never say it. he once asked if i really liked him. he alsa said that he has never been so fond of anyone before. then he said. his life has been very diffiult without a dad ( he was 3 when his dad died) his mom brought him up alone. he works hard. and he knows now that he is heading the right direction when it comes to his work and career. he also knows that a am doing Chartered Accountancy (CA) which is the indian equivalent of CPA in the States. Its very tough to complete it successfully and take abt 3-4 yrs.i will be done only in 2012 if i try very hard. so this is what he says ” we both know that we really like each other but lets not take it overboard. coz in 2 yrs time u wud complete ur CA and i wud be settled when it comes my work and career. the day u get your pass certificate, let that day be the day we meet.” whenever i slow down in my studies by wasting too much he scolds me that the harder i study the sooner we meet. we never say to each other “i love you”. but i guess he says it in riddles for eg “i liokve you” and he would give a wink and say it was spelling mistake. he does not say “pls marry me” but he did say “i’ll wait till ur done with ur studies” (coz CA takes really long to compete) i am only posting this here coz i live in a very protected environment. if i tell my ppl that i like someone i met online they discourage me rather than encourage.they he say guys have bad intentions. so this onl stuff is a bad idea. its true that it cud happen. i am aware of the negative and am careful but at the same time i know theres more good than bad when it comes this present situation of mine. he never talks dirty stuff or has never tried to get naughty on chat with me. apart from 1 or 2 naughty jokes once a while. he says he will never tell me to put on my cam coz he respects my privacy. he tells” the world is materialistic but what matters is the inner beauty and not the outter. if we click together well without seeing or hearing each other and if we are meant to be, we will be together. love needs to be set free and if its urs it will come to you or stay with you”and i say after all what is life without risks. i believe its worth th risk but am careful. pls tell me what u think abt us and this whole situation.
Hes not rich or anything…is still struggling has had a rough life being without a dad…and hence i think he wants to postpone our meeting till hes financially strong enough so he can convince my parents that hes good for me.
i seriously dont care abt how he looks…
i want mature opinions and not just suggestions that he cud be ugly…that does not matter…atleast it would not matter to people who are not shalow or materialistic….

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Answer by Dr Rajeev Sanchez
lul

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wait …
wut?

your online, but you have never even seen a picture of this guy? lady, he is obviously grotesque.
think about it, could you live with a guy you couldnt bare looking at?

meh, ask for a photo

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Question by manga rox: How to stop getting spam in email?!?!?!?
GOD! It’s so annoying! I filled out one of those Wal- Mart free 5,000 dollar online things as a joke now I won’t stop getting e-mail! I’m literally getting like 20 e-mails a day and some are from freaky dirty websites. PLEASE help it’s so annoying how can i stop having them send me e-mails….

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You need a spam blocker. Yahoo’s spam blocker sucks. Use gmail.

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