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One day, a brunette is walking on the sidewalk when she sees an old man laying on the sidewalk whose legs are broken. She takes him to the hospital and heals. The next day, the old man comes to her house. He turns into a “magical fairy god mother.” The fairy says, “You have three wishes, but whatever you wish for all the blondes in the world will get twice of what you get.” The brunette says, “I wish for a nice house.” The fairy says, “OK but all the blondes in the world will get two nice houses.” Then for her second wish the brunette says, “I wish for a nice car.” The fairy says, “OK but all the blondes in the world will get two nice cars.” Then for her third wish the brunette says, “Hey fairy, you see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it!”

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Shin S asked:


I need a joke or a trick, a type of illusion that will make sum1 believe something. i want to play a joke on sum1 make them believe im magic

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Jimmy asked:


Me and my two friends took laxatives as a joke. One kid took 2 and me and my friend took 4. They were small orange pills i dont remember what the brand was but how will this affect our health?

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spark asked:


The joke was around a few years ago. All I remember is a bit about “bangin a u-ee at the retahded kid” or something like that.

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Scooter_the_fat_cat asked:


This man is responsible for someone not being able to walk again & he’s rewarded by getting his job back in the NFL. What a travesty & joke this is in my opinion.

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M!ke asked:


Mexico is upset with the United states and has decided to join the 08 olympics…

Their reasoning is that
All of the mexicans that can Run, Jump and swim are already in the united states!
*not to join!
sorry got ahead of myself…
anyone eles ever have that problem?

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Raisa M asked:


So my boyfriend loves to tickle me a lot. I like to play around too until I’m bout ready to pee my pants from being tickled too much. So I made a joke bout him needing a straight jacket and he took it seriously. It was just a joke and now he says that he will just keep his hands off of me. But I like his hands all over me. Could someone give me some advise on how to handle this.

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Pam asked:


Since I get so nervous during public speaking I was advised by people on here to make a joke about being nervous because then I will be able to relate more to some of the audience or get some sympathy. But what should I say to avoid it sounding too dramatic?

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free wil to all asked:


In the episode where they visit texas and stewie says he’d like to meet Jesus and he has the fantasy thing with Jesus, is that suppose to be meant in a sexual way? I’m not quite sure what the joke means.

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Your Worst Nightmare!!!!!! asked:


How many Toes do you have?/ How many hands do you have???/ How many feet do you have??? Hope yall get it right!!!

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