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One day, a brunette is walking on the sidewalk when she sees an old man laying on the sidewalk whose legs are broken. She takes him to the hospital and heals. The next day, the old man comes to her house. He turns into a “magical fairy god mother.” The fairy says, “You have three wishes, but whatever you wish for all the blondes in the world will get twice of what you get.” The brunette says, “I wish for a nice house.” The fairy says, “OK but all the blondes in the world will get two nice houses.” Then for her second wish the brunette says, “I wish for a nice car.” The fairy says, “OK but all the blondes in the world will get two nice cars.” Then for her third wish the brunette says, “Hey fairy, you see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it!”
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One day, a brunette is walking on the sidewalk when she sees an old man laying on the sidewalk whose legs are broken. She takes him to the hospital and heals. The next day, the old man comes to her house. He turns into a “magical fairy god mother.” The fairy says, “You have three wishes, but whatever you wish for all the blondes in the world will get twice of what you get.” The brunette says, “I wish for a nice house.” The fairy says, “OK but all the blondes in the world will get two nice houses.” Then for her second wish the brunette says, “I wish for a nice car.” The fairy says, “OK but all the blondes in the world will get two nice cars.” Then for her third wish the brunette says, “Hey fairy, you see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it!”
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Tags: Joke, Sidewalk, Three Wishes
September 28th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
UH THATS SOOOOOO MEAN
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:09 am
that took a min to understand but it was lol in the min i understood it…so..if the brunette got beat half to death, the blondes woulds get beaten whole to death??? hahaha! lol star 4 u!
October 2nd, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Very funny.
October 5th, 2008 at 2:59 am
thats sorta mean…
October 5th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so tragically funny…Hey! If there are no more Blondies in the world, what would happen to all the Blondie jokes??? LMAO!!!
October 5th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
LOL i heard that before but even though it’s mean it’s still ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! funny stuff.
October 6th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Oh. My. God.
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