What is the funniest joke you have ever heard?
Rachello M asked:
please tell me the funniest joke you have ever heard in your life! Don’t try to be funny by putting why did the chicken cross the road…I mean like you cried you laughed so hard!
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please tell me the funniest joke you have ever heard in your life! Don’t try to be funny by putting why did the chicken cross the road…I mean like you cried you laughed so hard!
Create a video blog
Tags: Chicken Cross, Funniest Joke, Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road
October 19th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
the other day i was wondering, “why is that frisbee getting bigger…” and then it hits me.
October 21st, 2008 at 4:26 am
its a yo’ mama joke:
yo’ mama’s so hairy, when she lifts her arms, it looks like she has Guy Sebastian in a headlock!
October 23rd, 2008 at 9:31 am
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted (assaulted).
Yes, I know its old, and for eight year olds, but it gets me every time :)!
October 25th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
My source, a video from YouTube. I really think it’s funny.
October 26th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Three Dogs…and a Collie
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bull dog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a very nice looking female Collie comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ in a sentence can be my topdog.” So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.” The Collie says, “Sorry, that’s not good enough.” The Bull dog says, “I’ll have some liver and cheese, please.” She says, “Sorry, that’s not creative enough.” Finally the Chihuahua says, “Liver alone……cheese mine.”
October 29th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Women, do you read? If not, please start doing so now.
Never Argue With A Woman.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his
boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning,
Ma’am.What are you doing?”"Reading a book”, she replies, thinking,
“Isn’t it obvious?”.”You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area.”, he informs
her.”I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”, she replies.
To which he replies, “Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I
know you could start at any moment.I’ll have to take you in and
write you up.”"For reading a book?”, she replies “You’re in a
Restricted Fishing Area”, he informs her again. “I’m sorry officer, but
I am not fishing. I am reading.” she replies again. Again he says,
“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”"If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with Sexual assault”, says the woman. “But I haven’t even touched you.”, says the game warden.And she replies, “That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I
know you could start at any moment.” “Have a nice day ma’am.” and
he left.
MORAL : Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely
she can also think.
I put this on one of my questions. (Do you think this joke is funny?)
October 31st, 2008 at 2:13 am
This is so hilarious!!
How do 2 gay guys do a drive-by??
They throw skittles out the window and say “Taste the rainbow, biiitch!”
i totally cracked up when i heard it.
p.s. i’m not against anyone who actually is gay.
it’s just a joke.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:18 am
how do you make a cat cry ?
you dont pet it!
i know its stupid but when i heard it at cross country practice i laughe 4 like an hour
i think its cuz i screwed up my knee and so i took like 8 ibuprophens and crazy uncoltrolable laughing is a side effect or sumthin
November 3rd, 2008 at 7:09 am
Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of hours and were pretty drunk when one of them notices a beautiful woman sitting in the corner. One says to the other, “Jeez, I’d really like to dance with that girl.”
The other man replies, “Well go ahead and ask her, don’t be a chicken.”
So the man approaches the lovely woman and says, “Excuse me. Would you be so kind as to dance with me?”
Seeing the man is totally drunk the woman says, “I’m sorry. Right now I’m concentrating on matrimony and I’d rather sit than dance.”
So the man humbly returns to his friend.
“So what did she say?” asks the friend.
The drunk responded, “She said she’s constipated on macaroni and would rather $hit in her pants.”
November 5th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Micky Mouse was working in his workshop during winter, and he looks out his window and sees some yellow writing in the snow. The writing said “Mickey Sucks!” So Mickey reports it to the police. After some investigation, the police had some bad news and some worse news. The bad news was it was Goofy’s pee, the worse news was it was Miney’s hand writing.
What type of underwear do clouds wear?
THUNDERWEAR BAHAHAHAHAHDHFSLDFJHSLA:DFEHTASElRJ
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