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Rachello M asked:


please tell me the funniest joke you have ever heard in your life! Don’t try to be funny by putting why did the chicken cross the road…I mean like you cried you laughed so hard!

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x3 x3 ??? x3 x3 ???????? asked:


One day, a brunette is walking on the sidewalk when she sees an old man laying on the sidewalk whose legs are broken. She takes him to the hospital and heals. The next day, the old man comes to her house. He turns into a “magical fairy god mother.” The fairy says, “You have three wishes, but whatever you wish for all the blondes in the world will get twice of what you get.” The brunette says, “I wish for a nice house.” The fairy says, “OK but all the blondes in the world will get two nice houses.” Then for her second wish the brunette says, “I wish for a nice car.” The fairy says, “OK but all the blondes in the world will get two nice cars.” Then for her third wish the brunette says, “Hey fairy, you see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it!”

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Defender of GoodDestroyerofEvil asked:


Hint: a rooted

Hint: too read

Hint: ood reat

The hints are All the answer. The G is the only same thing, letter, in the the two words.

Tell me did you get it on the 1st, 2nd or 3rd hints, or if you didn’t get it. I was good; I gave you the answer three times. Also, was the riddle good or great.

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Shin S asked:


I need a joke or a trick, a type of illusion that will make sum1 believe something. i want to play a joke on sum1 make them believe im magic

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Kevinator1588 asked:


There is a man that lives in a hotel on floor 45. Everyday he goes to work and then comes strait back home. On days that it has been raining, he will take the elevator all the way up to the 45th floor. On days that it wasn’t raining, he would only go to the 30th floor then walk the stairs the rest of the way.

why is that?

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Jimmy asked:


What’s the answer to the riddle on
http://www.mathparadise.com/?p=37

Please explain, thanks!

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Mrs.Cullen asked:


I am feeling very down right now because I have had a long and tiring day. What is the funniest joke you have ever heard. Don’t hold back on me now!!! I especially love dirty jokes, or jokes about religion or politics. The joke that makes me laugh the hardest wins 10 pts.!!!! Good luck have fun

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spark asked:


The joke was around a few years ago. All I remember is a bit about “bangin a u-ee at the retahded kid” or something like that.

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Chris H asked:


Anybody can use perverse, profane language while trying to be funny. Do you agree that it takes more skill/creativity to tell a joke that wouldn’t corrupt an innocent child’s morale and still be laugh-out-loud funny?

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MINA asked:


I am running for VP and i would like to start with a joke…other introductions are fine to.

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