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Pucasmeehhh. asked:


I’ve been trying to find this original photo of leighton meester from this livejournal icon: http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l167/phantomemmygirl/GG%20Icons/lm1.jpg
I tried her fansites but I can’t seem to find it.

It would be much appreciated. Thank You.

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Rachello M asked:


please tell me the funniest joke you have ever heard in your life! Don’t try to be funny by putting why did the chicken cross the road…I mean like you cried you laughed so hard!

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x3 x3 ??? x3 x3 ???????? asked:


One day, a brunette is walking on the sidewalk when she sees an old man laying on the sidewalk whose legs are broken. She takes him to the hospital and heals. The next day, the old man comes to her house. He turns into a “magical fairy god mother.” The fairy says, “You have three wishes, but whatever you wish for all the blondes in the world will get twice of what you get.” The brunette says, “I wish for a nice house.” The fairy says, “OK but all the blondes in the world will get two nice houses.” Then for her second wish the brunette says, “I wish for a nice car.” The fairy says, “OK but all the blondes in the world will get two nice cars.” Then for her third wish the brunette says, “Hey fairy, you see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it!”

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Defender of GoodDestroyerofEvil asked:


Hint: a rooted

Hint: too read

Hint: ood reat

The hints are All the answer. The G is the only same thing, letter, in the the two words.

Tell me did you get it on the 1st, 2nd or 3rd hints, or if you didn’t get it. I was good; I gave you the answer three times. Also, was the riddle good or great.

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Idiocracy Æ asked:


My dad recently became a Mormon. So I thought it would be fun to play a little joke on him that made fun of his religion. He has a good sense of humor, so he would understand.

So any ideas? I am looking for something creative and funny, yet not to harsh on the Mormon religion. Well, a little harsh, but nothing too terrible.
Well, I shouldn’t be picky. Any cool ideas would be great. Thanks.

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Shin S asked:


I need a joke or a trick, a type of illusion that will make sum1 believe something. i want to play a joke on sum1 make them believe im magic

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loveeeeyou. asked:


do you guys think she is pretty? all of my friends always tell me i look exactly like her and i dont know if thats a compliment or not..

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Jay 101 asked:


This a serious question, because there does seem to be certain styles that martial artists seem to think is a joke! For EXAMPLE, you hardly ever hear anyone put down Muay Thai Kickboxing, but you’ll hear a lot of martial artists put down TKD.

Please give reasons with your response.

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good_times_die asked:


Or that you would like to? I would like to invite all of my freinds for a party, make some brownies and put laxitives in the brownies, and give the light beer to drink!!! Lol, that would be funny S**T!!! How about you, worst joke?

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Rich asked:


My computer detected a joke virus, which it deleted, but the clean failed. It left a blue screen desktop background that says “Warning! Spyware detected on your computer. Install and antivirus or spyware remover to clean your computer.” I can’t seem to get rid of it. When I go to my display properties, the option to change my background isnt even there anymore! How do I get rid of this thing? Its annoying!

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